“Look How Smart I Am!”

“With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no room left, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy.

Beginning today when I look at my backside in the mirror I will think, Good grief! Look how smart I am!”

(Taken from a friend’s Facebook status)

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